I enjoy seeing attractive women whatever they’re wearing. But I am buying a magazine like this to see them naked, and if they’re naked I want to see their most important bits.
I don’t expect 4 points for every photo – there would be almost no pose variation and it would be boring.
At the same time, a set with too many 0 or 1 point photos doesn’t belong in a top shelf magazine.
The right mix of sexy photos with a good points score makes for a good magazine!
August 2001 Top Shelf Magazines – how much do we see of the girls most important bits?
Since I wrote this, every time I’ve looked at a mag I’ve thought about whether my behaviour matches what I’ve written here.
When I look at a picture in an adult magazine, I am nearly always drawn to her ‘naked’ parts. In a lads mag or general publication it’s different of course, I’ll pay more attention to a woman’s general aura. But how much do I care about ‘points’ when I’m looking at a photoshoot?
To try and work out what I’m really looking for, I’ve taken a random photoshoot of Rachel from Teen Angels Issue 3 from early 2002. She’s a cute girl who might actually have been the supermarket Saturday worker they claim! I’m going to rate her photoshoot to highlight what I like and dislike about it, to try and see whether I’m more interested in nudity or general sexiness / aura.
What I like
- Great progression from clothed to naked
- Love the glimpses of boob in picture 3 and pussy in picture 8
What I don’t like
- No rear view with knickers on
- No rear view of her removing the knickers
- Picture 11 would have been better if she’d been leaning down more so her boobs were hanging
What I like
- No more clothes, knickers around ankles in first picture a nice touch
- Boobs in every photo, nipples in all but one
- Pussy in all but one photo
- Three good pink shots
- Her boobs look amazing when she’s lying down
What I don’t like
- Only one bum shot (one other blocked by her hand to show pink)
- No pussy close-up photos
- Slightly samey poses – would have liked to see her lying on her side too
What I like
- Best view of Rachel’s pussy we’ve had
- Only large picture in the set
What I don’t like
- Given the rest of the set, a rear shot with pussy would have been a better choice
- Her left boob is in shadow
- Would have liked her hair to be away from her boobs to give a clearer view
Set Stats
Pictures – 22
Nipples – 26 (1.18/picture)
Pussy – 10 (0.45/picture)
Bum – 2 (0.09/picture)
Points – 37 (1.68/picture)
My opinions on the set are actually a bit more favourable than the scores suggest. Excluding the five fully clothed pics at the start of the set, we see lots of her boobs and an acceptable amount of pussy. I can’t complain at all about how much we see in the set, the only letdown is the lack of proper bum shots which is a real shame.
None of those are a rating of Rachel herself – she is very worthy of the centrefold, a girl I’d happily see again. She has a lovely smile and I love her boobs especially, surprisingly perky for a smaller cup size. If you’re out there reading this Rachel, add a comment and let us know whether they took any good bum photos!
But what does all this prove about how I look at magazines? I think it shows a few things.
- I’m interested in both the nudity and the girl’s aura / sexiness, but in that order
- I care about different poses mostly for how they let us see different parts of the girl, or letting us view parts we’ve seen already from different angles
- I definitely care if any of her ‘naked’ parts are neglected in a photoshoot
- I’m not always fussed about high / maximum points in every photo as long as what we see makes sense. I wouldn’t usually mind Rachel blocking her bum for the pink shot, but here it was annoying because we’d barely seen her bum
- I’m less fussed about boobs / pussy / bum being in the same photo as I am that we see enough of all of them across the photoshoot
All in all, I think it’s helped me contextualise how I view magazines. Nudity first, anything else second, and I’m OK with that!